Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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