Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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