Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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