she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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