just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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