cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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