my mouth tastes like poor choices
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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