Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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