"it" just moved
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
