you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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