HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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