Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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