Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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