I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My vagina just recognized that song.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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