So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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