I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize