I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
did you just send me my own nude
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes