I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i will never coherently bang her
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
As shirtless as possible
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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