Your tits are I can't wait for
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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