the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize