do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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