You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
They have beer where we have blood.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something