I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.