im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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