Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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