I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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