i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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