You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Randomize
