If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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