I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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