This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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