We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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