Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
