the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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