Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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