The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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