You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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