I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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