At least make sure they are 18
Why
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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