dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
i think i just lost a toe
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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