Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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