Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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