He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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