it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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