dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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