She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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