Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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