your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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