I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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