youre lurking in front of me
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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