Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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