i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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