Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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