I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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