I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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