my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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