so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
His nipple licking is glorious
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