So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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